TTC sharing.

  • Old skinny dude: Did you ever play baseball, sir?
  • Old mustached dude: Occasionally.
  • Old skinny dude: 'Cause I made up this joke. Why do baseball players eat so much food?
  • Old mustached dude: ...
  • Old skinny dude: Because they stole home plate.
  • Old mustached dude: ...
  • Old skinny dude: ...

So our friend has a broken leg and is wheelchair bound...

  • Mark: I wonder if he'll fit into that elevator :)
  • Lee: Ha. Fair point. Might have to get him vertical.
  • Mark: An homage to the final space shuttle launch!
Fruits want you to eat them because they want you to poop their seeds out.
Conversations at Price Chopper.