A letter to dad.
Can you please start setting aside bail money for me as well, as Harper will be sure to pass through the Canadian DMCA on his third try now that he has a majority. (That’s the one in support of jailing people who download stuff off the internet).
As much as it would be fun to share jail time with you, I’m hopeful with the incredible tax breaks you’ll be getting you’ll be able to build up enough bail money for us. Oh, wait, you won’t be getting any tax breaks; you’re not rich enough.
On that note, can you contact the guy you voted for and ask him why all the small business programs have virtually disappeared since the Conservatives took office? Maybe if you get your company to start building guns or fences you’ll be able to get a subsidy for your new hire. Me, I’m not willing to do that because I’m not interested in a Canadian economy that runs on building divisive shit. But I guess that’s why I voted for someone else.