A sad state of affairs…

Besides the completely obtuse segment of kids in hot tubs, doing body shots, and stripping on CTV’s primetime Olympic coverage, there’s this frightening situation happening on the intarwebs:

Here’s the deal: ReadWriteWeb has written an article discussing Facebook and AOL, along with Google’s Buzz, etc., which is now a top ranking search result when you Google the term Facebook login. Some people are clicking the ReadWriteWeb Google search result, getting this article, and doing their damndest to login to Facebook while at ReadWriteWeb.com. Now, I get intarnet newbies not using their browser URL bar or bookmarks. Really, I’m fine with that. You have to start somewhere and I wouldn’t judge that. But the offensively illiterate gutter trash that are commenting on this article make me weep for mankind.

I was super convinced this was all a great big joke but most of these people had the wherewithal (that’s definitely not the right word) to use the comment form and Facebook connect to connect to their actual Facebook account prior to leaving their comment.

And now a selection of the article comments sorted by escalating punctuation (other sort options I considered: deeploarble spelking; UNNECESSARY EMPHASIS; saddest attempt at communicating):

“I truly love Faceback.I am able to talk to more then one person.”

“The new facebook sucks> NOW LET ME IN.”

“Seams like all of the comets i read agree with me you people messed up royal i was enjoying facebook now i am thinking of getting rid of it all”

“wtf is this bullshttttttttttt all about. can i get n plzzzzzzzzz”

“IAM NEW AT FACEBOOK NOW WITH CHANGES IAM LOSSSSSSSSST!”

“I WANT THE OLD FAFEBOOK BACK THIS SHIT IS WACK!!!!!”

“please give me back the old facebook login this is crazy……………..”

“I just want to log in to Facebook - what with the red color and all? LOLLLOLOL!!!!!111”

“I LOVE FACE BOOK CONNECTED W/PEOPLE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL W/ESPECIALY ONE CLOSE FRIEND.KNOW LET ME LOG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“All I want to do is log in, this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1”

“EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!1111”

Impressive as it may seem, that’s just a selection of the 50 most current comments. What other gems might we find in the remaining 1079?