TTC sharing.

  • Old skinny dude: Did you ever play baseball, sir?
  • Old mustached dude: Occasionally.
  • Old skinny dude: 'Cause I made up this joke. Why do baseball players eat so much food?
  • Old mustached dude: ...
  • Old skinny dude: Because they stole home plate.
  • Old mustached dude: ...
  • Old skinny dude: ...